I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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