Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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