so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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