I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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