My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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