weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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