i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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