It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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