Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
