South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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