what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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