I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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