marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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