I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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