i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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