Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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