I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality