69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
zippers are such a cool invention
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can you repeat that, but with context?