i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets