whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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