whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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