No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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