happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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