I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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