I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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