I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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