ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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