im drinking this country out of the recession.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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