if only i could text you this smell
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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