How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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