i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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