she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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