As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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