Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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