you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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