Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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