It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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