She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Randomize
