Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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