Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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