I heard we made out
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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