you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
