She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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