thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it hurts more in the daytime
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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