I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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