he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where are you?
Hypothermia
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Randomize