from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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