She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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