yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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