i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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