Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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