better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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