I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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