I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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