What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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