You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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