My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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