we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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